Aries: eyebrows
Taurus: aesthetic
Gemini: voice
Cancer: hips
Leo: hair
Virgo: lips
Libra: laugh
Scorpio: eyes
Sagittarius: legs
Capricorn: cheekbones
Aquarius: smile
Pisces: hands
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the signs described with 2 words
- aries: going places
- taurus: food-sexual
- gemini: needs stability
- cancer: mother hen
- leo: sexy af
- virgo: likes flowers
- libra: a doormat
- scorpio: hell god
- sagittarius: fucking hardass
- capricorn: wants slaves
- aquarius: no homo
- pisces: lazy ass
the signs as careers in the arts
- aries: movie director
- taurus: editorial model
- gemini: writer
- cancer: photographer
- leo: actress
- virgo: singer/songwriter
- libra: dancer
- scorpio: graphic designer
- sagittarius: runway model
- capricorn: magazine editor in chief
- aquarius: fashion designer
- pisces: artist
- Aries: spring rain and fast car rides down two lane roads
- Taurus: afternoon naps and the smell of earth
- Gemini: Saturday night parties and trees blowing in the wind
- Cancer: lunar eclipses and wine stained lips
- Leo: that feeling you get on rollercoasters and perfect hair days
- Virgo: clean bed sheets and cat purrs
- Libra: stargazing on summer nights and pink flowers
- Scorpio: foggy midnights and black lingerie
- Sagittarius: mountain sunrises and the feeling of freedom
- Capricorn: alone time and bare feet in wet grass
- Aquarius: universe talks and cold winter mornings when the stars are really bright
- Pisces: lilac sunsets and nearly worn out books
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who on earth do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
cramps
liquid eyeliner
Birthgiving
dealing with boys.
paying $60 for one bra.
okay but seriously lets talk about Peggy Carter for a second
the sheer amount of kids who came up to me at Megacon while I was dressed as Peggy Carter was absolutely heartwarming, especially the little girl with a mass of kinky curly hair all on top of her head dressed in a pink sparkly supergirl dress who asked for a photo whose mom was like “we love that show so much it’s so great!” and the multiple little boys in captain america halloween costumes toting plastic shields who blushed and hid behind Mom or Dad until I knelt down and waved
the parking ticket guy, who must have been 50 immediately recognized me and said “I love that show! she sure showed all those men, didn’t she?” and told me to watch out for the russians with a smile and a wink.
i sat down in the food court at a table with a very classy looking older woman who proceeded to strike up a conversation with me about her mother, who started working in 1913 and was a suffragette. we had a brilliant conversation about feminism and she ended with “I hope to God that show gets renewed for a second season, we need shows like this.”
dear ABC: this is what your show has done. this is what our children are watching. please, for the love of all that is, bring back Agent Carter
do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming
i’m pretty sure that, given the choice, the entire star wars fanbase would rather just have 73 year old harrison ford cast as young han solo and pretend, through sheer stubbornness, that he looks 20
I JUST SLAYED A FUCKBOY AT WORK TODAY.
OKAY SO
My boss, her son, and one of his friends came in towards the end of the day today which is fine, ya know? Her son is nice to me, but his friend… no. He’s a dick.
But anyways, I decided to wear a cute floral tank top with a flared out bottom, and a pair of shorts cause it’s hotter than Satan’s asshole out today.
So I’m bent over/crouching so i can clean the glass casings ‘cause they’re all smudged to fuck, and this assholes says;
“Damn honey, back that ass up on over here!”
So I stand up and say; “You better back your ass up before I punch you in your fucking face.” And before he could say anything back I said; “I’m a human being, not your cheap blow-up doll. Treat me with respect or get the hell out.”
AND HE LOOKED SO FUCKING OFFENDED LIKE I JUST KILLED HIS FAMILY OR SOMETHING AND MY BOSS, WHO WAS STANDING IN THE DOORWAY THE ENTIRE TIME, LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID, “YOU HEARD HER, MUTUAL RESPECT OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”
AND OMFG I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF.
SLAY
OKAY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THIS SOME HOW ??? BUT FREAKING 335 NOTES???? OMF THIS IS AMAZING.
*LOUD APPLAUSE *
Things I am a slut for:
- cheese fries
- short dresses
- winged eyeliner
- floral prints
- ice cream
- cute people
- cats